Gentle
Reader
Please don’t take the perpetual adjustments to the writings in this section
as a sign of inconstancy, but rather as evidence of my search for perfection
in my writing.
The obvious
drunk in the garden center
of Wal-Mart
who the cashiers thought was just eccentric, as he argued with them about his wife already paying for the Amazing Flat Hose that rolls up under five feet in diameter, let me cut in front of him.
